Punxsutawney Phil said spring is coming early. Winter, heed this warning.
Design: “Botanical Profanity” by Naomi Batts
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Make his dick hard not his life
Break her bed not her heart
play with her boobs not her feelings
Get on his dick not his nerves.
always salt your pasta while boiling it
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So Donald Trump is staying down the street from where I live. And today was an unusually warm day and some lady, lord help me, some lady in the store I work at told me it was unusually warm today because the devil was here.
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I always wanted these to happen in real life
Where is “Several bad puns later”?
we need more!
Spongebob time cards are solid gold.
This damn show was too much of an influence on my life as a child
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